moblow

(v)or (n) the practice of giving or receiving a blow job while riding or sitting in or on a motorized vehicle.

ex a)Will you give me a ride to the mall? Sure, as long as I get a moblow. b) Man you looked flushed, did you get moblown on the way here?

by JammyJamm January 26, 2009

Mobigloat

The amount of time a person leaves the "Sent from my iPhone/Blackberry/Nokia Phone" as his/her email signature after buying a new smartphone, before realising it's not cool and removing it.

"My Mobigloat period was just six days into my new iPhone, but hers is still on after three weeks!"

by SuperSnooper July 28, 2009

Moby Lifestyle

a lifestyle in which you shun clutter, and cling to as few material possessions as possible... essentially the antithesis of being a packrat

possibly named so because of Moby's MTV cribs episode which showed how humbly he lived

"All I own is a few suitcases and some clothes. I also just shaved my head the other day. Yep, it's all part of the whole Moby Lifestyle."

by m0by January 5, 2010

mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

mobile ganster

person who gets gully through text, e-mail or any other type of technology

I saw Ebony today and she didn't say anything, but later on she sent me a text rashing me about having friends sleep over...why didn't she tell me in person?! She is such a mobile ganster..she gets all hood/ghetto over the phone to confront me instead of confronting me in person.

by We_say_it_in_your_face May 3, 2010

MOBITIZING

Function: Verb

To be loud, aggressive, and easily excitable. To make sure that the other person engaged in the conversation takes your stance on the situation no matter what the cost.

Are you Mobitizing again?

Don’t Mobitize it.

Use in place of calling that Person a Dick

by MobiDick May 26, 2010

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014