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laying on a bed, with both legs behind their heads while the male is going at the gal hard. this position is usually used for old married couples... MUST BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!
last night me and that crusty chick from the retirement home let me mobload her for 3 hours... ye
Usually the final result of consuming any meal from McDonald's... explosive diarrhea. First you'll feel the side effects of the McHangover, and when you do, make sure you find your way to the nearest restroom because you have about five minutes before you start to piss fire out of your ass.
Gary: "Hey Ronald, want me to grab you anything from McDonalds?"
Ronald: "Fuck no, I'd rather not have a McBlowout today."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.