moblow

(v)or (n) the practice of giving or receiving a blow job while riding or sitting in or on a motorized vehicle.

ex a)Will you give me a ride to the mall? Sure, as long as I get a moblow. b) Man you looked flushed, did you get moblown on the way here?

by JammyJamm January 26, 2009

McBlowJob

When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.

Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang

by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017

moblog

Moble Photo Weblog, a weblog made up of content (mainly pictures). Usually this content is published using a moble cellular phone that includes a digital camera.

This can be a personal moblog, or a community one where multiple people post content

Dude, hold still I gotta get a picture of that for my moblog.

by aelf December 3, 2003

Mobload

laying on a bed, with both legs behind their heads while the male is going at the gal hard. this position is usually used for old married couples... MUST BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!

last night me and that crusty chick from the retirement home let me mobload her for 3 hours... ye

by Elawnah CewperSmithsonian December 2, 2010

mobowl

n. a marijuana pipe that is used for smoking while on the go, usually while in a motor vehicle.

v. mobowling- the act of smoking marijuana out of a pipe or "bowl" while also being in a moving vehicle.

person 1: dude, do you want to go for a mobowl session?

person 2: sure, i'll warm up the car, you pack the bowl.

by v. nillz May 20, 2010

mcblow-n-go

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.

“Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”

by analdildobuttplugoverlord69 July 8, 2020

McBlowout

Usually the final result of consuming any meal from McDonald's... explosive diarrhea. First you'll feel the side effects of the McHangover, and when you do, make sure you find your way to the nearest restroom because you have about five minutes before you start to piss fire out of your ass.

Gary: "Hey Ronald, want me to grab you anything from McDonalds?"

Ronald: "Fuck no, I'd rather not have a McBlowout today."

Gary: "What's that?"

Ronald: "Call me fifteen minutes after you finish your McGarbage and let me know how your bowels feel."

by AldoTheApache January 20, 2011