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McBlowJob 

When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.
Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang
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Moble Photo Weblog, a weblog made up of content (mainly pictures). Usually this content is published using a moble cellular phone that includes a digital camera.

This can be a personal moblog, or a community one where multiple people post content
Dude, hold still I gotta get a picture of that for my moblog.
moblog by aelf December 3, 2003
laying on a bed, with both legs behind their heads while the male is going at the gal hard. this position is usually used for old married couples... MUST BE FLEXIBLE!!!!!
last night me and that crusty chick from the retirement home let me mobload her for 3 hours... ye
n. a marijuana pipe that is used for smoking while on the go, usually while in a motor vehicle.

v. mobowling- the act of smoking marijuana out of a pipe or "bowl" while also being in a moving vehicle.
person 1: dude, do you want to go for a mobowl session?

person 2: sure, i'll warm up the car, you pack the bowl.
mobowl by v. nillz May 20, 2010

mcblow-n-go 

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.
“Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”

McBlowout 

Usually the final result of consuming any meal from McDonald's... explosive diarrhea. First you'll feel the side effects of the McHangover, and when you do, make sure you find your way to the nearest restroom because you have about five minutes before you start to piss fire out of your ass.
Gary: "Hey Ronald, want me to grab you anything from McDonalds?"

Ronald: "Fuck no, I'd rather not have a McBlowout today."

Gary: "What's that?"

Ronald: "Call me fifteen minutes after you finish your McGarbage and let me know how your bowels feel."
McBlowout by AldoTheApache January 20, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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