Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.

Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.

by Veli-matti November 20, 2021

Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 7, 2021

Clown meeting

A clown meeting is a group of copycats. Or a group of hateful individuals and when they gather it’s a clown meeting, because the circus has finally showed up

Legend: *sees hateful people gathering*
Oh snap! It’s a clown meeting

Oh my! Not the clowns gathering, I guess it a a clown meeting

by Luffymeat September 23, 2021

Business Meeting

A lockdown gathering of Tories whereby no notes are taken, no actions given, and no laptops, iPads, or phones are present. Only wine and cheese.

It wasn't a party or a gathering, it was a business meeting with wine and cheese

by TiredOfTories December 20, 2021

Bunda Meeting

When true chads discuss the most important matters of life, eg, bunda.

Adam:It has been far too long
Brandon: It is time
Everyone: For the bunda meeting.

by Bunda meeting representative March 20, 2022

Breast Meating

We a homosexual couple has one obese person with man boobs, and the other titty fucks their partners moobs.

"If that Ferrari had a cock, it would be breast meating the shit out of Pietro"

by I love Moobs May 1, 2022

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022