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Veli-Matti 

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.
Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.
Veli-Matti by Veli-matti November 20, 2021
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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