March 22 2005 

a way of saying you love jesus

"I March 22 2005 a lot"

March 22 2005 by realhuman64.5 October 10, 2018

March 12 

Hang out with your girlfriend day

Girlfriend: Guess what day it is?
Boyfriend: March 12?
Girlfriend: Exactly!! You know what that means!
Boyfriend: oh yeah! U get to hang out with you :)

March 12 by Jesse's Guy October 19, 2019

March 12th 

THE DAY OF BEING TIKTOK FAMOUS AND NO ONE HAS A WORD IN IT!

person 1- OMG you have to follow me

person 2- Why i dont have too!
person 1- But its March 12th I have to blow up!

March 12th by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

March 24th 

National Thick day. The day to celebrate your thickness.
And if you were born on this day, you're either slim thick, or will be slim thick.

Girl 1: "It's March 24th!"
Girl 2: "Let's celebrate our thickness!"

Girl 1: "I was born on March 24th!"
Girl 2: "You're thick as hell, girl!"

March 24th by anonymous September 12, 2020

March 23 

people who are born on this day wanna fuck draco malfoy, they’re in love with him

“draco malfoy is so hot!!!”
“lol you’re so march 23, silly goose!”

March 23 by ceermite September 13, 2020

March 17th

every march 17th is Moth appreciation day 😎👍 go appreciate your friend Moth :)

Person 1: It’s March 17th which is Moth appreciation day
Person 2: oh really let’s go appreciate Moth for being so cool

March 17th by Sethisswag March 17, 2021

March 13

National Canadian Be Lonely Day

March 13 Anyone born on this day will never find true love

March 13 by Mr.IDontKnow March 25, 2021