Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011

Monderstandable

A normally stupid action caused and/or excused by the fact that it's Monday.

She locked her keys in her car for the 4th time, but it's Monderstandable.

by oshanaKL October 29, 2012

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb March 9, 2016

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016

Mondorffing

To Mondorff or Mondorffing is the act in which an individual White girl who claims to be Korean defends the entire Asian race as a whole.

"That weeb is mondorffing again!" "What a mondorff!"

by BruhTacos June 14, 2016

monday fingers

The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.

"Gah! I can't type this morning. Dang Monday Fingers."

by JRadimus November 16, 2016