Jedi Mind Prick

A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."

Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket

Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.

by Dudeanonymousguy October 8, 2008

What's on my mind

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.

Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.

by Not Nev April 10, 2013

change ones mind

(v.) To alter ones opinions or wants.

If you change your mind
I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me let me know gonna be around.
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down.
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test if you let me try,
Take a chance on me,
Take a chance on me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Psych Ya Mind

"Syke-Yah-Mine" During the initial parts of insertion, the male is to dramatically fake a premature ejaculation. Once the female reacts to this action the male will then yell PSYCH YA MIND as he commences to vigorously penetrate the females vaginal canal.

Tom: O yea
Amy: Ooh yes
Tom: O yea baby shit
Amy: TOM baby work it
Tom: Oh!oh!oh! (Breathes heavily) I'M CUMMING
(SILENCE)
AMY: O MY FUCKING GOD!
TOM: PSYCH YA MIND!!!!
AMY: AAAAHHHOOOOOSHIT

by JAE CAROTHERS AND DS COLE November 29, 2011

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

by j/k January 19, 2004

A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"

Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009