I'm bored as fuck

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored

Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck

by Newbitch September 16, 2020

I'm birthday

I'm gay

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"

by Fookingloosah June 9, 2021

I’m going to shit yourself

A terrifying phrase of death that makes no sense but does make sense

Murderer in dream: chasing me
Me: turns dream to lucid dream
Me to Murderer: I’m going to shit yourself

by Rayaster July 8, 2021

he's catching on, I'm telling ya

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

i’m good luv, enjoy

A nice way to say no thanks.

mom: can you wash the dishes?
me: i’m good luv, enjoy

by soggydoritos June 26, 2018

i'm just sayin'

A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.

by Ryan OVB August 14, 2005

L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M

Let me ride you till you cum in me

Girl: L.M.R.Y.T.Y.C.I.M
Guy: hell yeah

by h.isabella.b January 19, 2020