lane dive

While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Professional lane divers can execute the maneuver at 75 MPH, in traffic, while talking on a cell phone, and only travel 25 feet forward.

While driving on I-15 through Salt Lake City some dumbass lane dived and caused a traffic collision.

by combatmedic January 8, 2009

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Lanedog's Aunt

The ugliest person in a group of women or a family. Usually has a very man-like face, with short hair and hideous glasses. Is very quiet, and has a deep voice, so you can't really figure out if they're female. May have to pluck their chin hair often.

Dude, that group of chicks was fly but the one on the left was Lanedog's Aunt. I could of sworn I heard her bark.

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

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lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009

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Lane hoe

Noun- A person who drives on the highway or street and is always jumping from lane to lane thinking that they will get to their destination any faster.

I'm riding in the car with Stewie and he is a lane HOE on the highway.

by BeautifulSoul84 October 28, 2015

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