Knob

Plug-ugly geezer who is also being a total git

What an Airy-Fairy Knob that Prat Joey is...

by mPotatoLord September 5, 2023

Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.

"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."

by __Speedster__ June 23, 2020

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knob knocking

Knob knocking is used to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Used when one or a group of people start heavy criticisms on one or more people.

Coach is knob knocking.

by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019

Knob Nazi

Somebody who rejects circumsised dicks.

Willy: My dick is cut.

Brandon: You're such a knob nazi.

by Gayboi10 April 14, 2021

slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009