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Purple Ass Juice 

Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.

The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.

Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.

It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.

*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*

Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.

juice monkey

Variant of "juice monster." A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.

Juice monkey refers to a juice monster when they are dancing, as they usually shirtless, have their upper body muscles tense and barely moving with their legs stomping out of sync to the rhythm.
The other ravers were offended by the obnoxious juice monkey taking up the front of the dance floor.
juice monkey by katt_85 February 17, 2006

bug juice 

ostensibly some form of fruit punch; served in summer camp mess halls in the U.S.

Whether it contains any vestige of actual fruit is debatable.
"I spilled bug juice on this towel three years ago, the stain is still here!"

"We told her to go get us a pitcher of OJ out of the drinks machine, but the only thing left was bug juice. Bug juice with breakfast?!"
bug juice by theFirebottle December 18, 2005

Man Juice Tree 

A tree that each spring is abloom with pretty white flowers, though their scent is nothing like a flower – rather it has the distinct odor of “Man Juice” (aka semen, jizz, goo).
Dang – shut all the windows, that damn Man Juice Tree is stinking up the house!

Apple Juice 

"I stayed home sippin apple juice."
Apple Juice by HoodMaster May 6, 2006

Juice head 

Juice head is someone abusing steroids almost to a point of addiction, Usually steming from underlying issues of self worth or confidence.

Sure signs of juice head: Nautal developed muscle is usually ridgid with a grainy look with sharp edges. clear visible veins from blood viscosity. (Developed muscle is scar tissue)

Juice Heads look "Puffy" or "Swollen" another term "Swoll" Typically this is only a temporary look as the muscle is retaining more fluid. so continual use is need to obtain look.

Puffy face, alot of juicers are un-proportioned meaning larger upper body with skinny legs.

Side effects: Trashed liver, possible greasy skin (Achne) debateable anger issues. Thyroid problems, natural growth failure (growth hormone)in adolesents, decrease in natural Testosterone leading to shrinking of testicles.

"Juice"- long time code among atheletes in bodybuilding and strength training.

Added "Head" usually meaning someone who takes it to the extreme or only motivated by a particular. Ex: Dick head, Pot head, crack head.
HaHa look at that dumbass juice head, wanna buy him a milk?!
Juice head by 2chase February 20, 2011