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Jesus Hug

noun; a hug that is loving in feeling, but non-sexual
Joanne looked so forlorn that Bobby came over and gave her a Jesus hug.
by wordlady May 6, 2006
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GI Jesus

A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.
- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.
by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008
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Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
by MrsMissa January 1, 2012
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Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
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jew for jesus

An example of a jew for jesus is Jesus.
by briefandtothepoint September 30, 2006
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jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.
by JeffR November 29, 2007
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jesus of surbubia

Song appearing on the 2nd track of Green Day's album, American Idiot.
Some believes that he has a split-personality disorder and the St.Jimmy is his other personality.
He is the main character throughout the story in American Idiot. He is a son of a divorced mother who, apparently, is with Brad. He is on 'a steady diet of soda pop and Ritalin.'
He claims that there is nothing wrong with him, and that he is just being himself.
He loiters around 7.11 while doing drugs, cigarettes and alcohol. But later on in the song, he gets sick of his town and decides to leave, moving on to the next song, Holiday.
'I'm the son of rage and love,
the Jesus of Surbubia.
From the bible of,
none of the above.'
- Jesus of Surbubia by Green Day.
by x.GreenDay..love.x April 6, 2008
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