Jake

Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY.
Guy 2: No, I don't want to.
Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

by Snake77 November 10, 2010

Jake

the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

by johnny cutoff February 4, 2010

jake

A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel?
Robert - He got kicked in the jake.
Reid - Who did it?
Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

by Kevin Edwards February 3, 2007

Jake Paul

An autistic Youtube who should hang himself :D

Damn Jake Paul really had cancer nowadays...

by DUH IDIOT January 31, 2018

Jake

A greasy ass boy who forgets to shower and wash his clothes and smells like krispy kreme every freaking day.

You know that greasy kid jake? Yeah he smells like ass!

by Robscoob May 15, 2018

Jake Paul

The most gay person on earth.

Person:do you like Jake Paul?
Me:No,I prefer his brother,Logan Paul

by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 20, 2017

King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005