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Jake

Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.
Did you meet jake yesterday?

Yeah I'm avoiding him!
by avoidhimatallcosts September 16, 2010
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The jakes with their laws and thier schools are poisoning the purest of minds
by Moons April 17, 2006
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jakeit

Jake spent a Friday night chasing hogs and then returned home to jakeit before going to sleep
by Jake Glascock April 22, 2007
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Jake hannes

by ch69696969 February 4, 2020
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Pulling a Jake

-Doing something wrong and/or annoying that no one else would do
-Being a douchebag that no one likes
-Thinking you're cool/better than others/funny while you're really not
"God, he's seriously playing with a water bottle hanging from a string? He needs to stop pulling a Jake."
by MaxmanWarfare June 17, 2009
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Jake-thirty

1. N. Term coined in Central Texas to describe when it is an acceptable time to call your dealer. Was originally used only to refer to "Jake", but is now acceptable to use when referring to any dealer. One may also feel free to substitute their dealer's name for "Jake".

See: Jake-O'clock, Drug-thirty, Drug-O'clock
Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like Jake-thirty to me!
by ElleC July 21, 2008
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Jakelda

The official term for the Jak and Princess Zelda pairing.

In particular, Jak is defined as the protagonist (who is not furry) of the Jak and Daxter series, and Princess Zelda is the not damsel in distress from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

It could also be called 'Zak,' but for some reason it made people think of Zack Fair, who is certainly not Jak and certainly not Zelda and certainly not Jakelda.
"Jakelda is so cute!"

"I sometimes imagine Jakelda is what would happen if Jak and Zelda had babies."

"What? You made a Jakelda tag? Are you serious?"
by esotericrequiem September 30, 2009
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