Jeff

Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.

You wish you were a Jeff.

by JoRae December 10, 2019

Jeff Hubbard

Owner of Don’s crabs Towson. Is the only man to ever be born with a 25 pound cock. Spent 7 years in federal prison for crab trafficking.

Jeff hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. Danelle is such a lucky woman. I just wanna suck his crab dick.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Jeff

A seance of divorced dads getting together and having a beer.

Hey, you wanna go meet up at the Jeff this weekend?

by Hdiwbdudnsjwjsh March 25, 2024

Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.

Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!

by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020

Jeff

Literally Sally’s bff and number one fan

“Wow you’re such a Jeff”
“Omg thanks but I’m actually a loser named Ben”

by Grainsys April 11, 2023

Wrath Of Jeff

A Jeff will suddenly appear to you, as you look at him you will see death and die subsequently.

You will feel the wrath Of Jeff soon youngling

by Yuhboiceleb September 2, 2022

Jeff

jeff

my name is jeff

by RealFTG November 25, 2020