Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

Irish whisper

Derived from when someone is really drunk they try to "Irish whisper" something to someone and everyone hears it because you are too drunk to keep your voice down. Guessing it is called "Irish" because the Irish are known for love of drinking alcohol?

If you are speaking in a normal or loud tone "Hey Bill check out the hot girl next to me with the big tits! Isn't she hot?" You will in fact be doing an Irish Whisper.

by crseeluv June 20, 2008

Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

Irish welfare

Getting a job on the police force or fire department.

Hey Seamus, have you seen Sean around? No, he's on Irish welfare and is works mid-nights.

by Ed Boron September 27, 2018

irish

people that are straight up alchi's and eat potatoes for every meal. The loudest and most obnoxious people you will ever meet.They like to sing songs and drink guinness.

I'm irish and i drink as much as possible.

by Brielle March 17, 2005

Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol

Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?

by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007

Irish Facial

to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.

what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.

tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.

by SillyFeline September 5, 2016