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diaspora wars

skuffles of hatred and culture clash between different members of a diaspora. (ie: Black Americans vs Black British etc etc)

It is rooted in xenophobia and ignorance.
by foundationalBlackAmerican January 29, 2022
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Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation
Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think
by 11.ask July 17, 2018
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shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.
person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
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WAR AF

when someone gets really angry at someone or something due to an inconvenience that has a big impact.
Cri went war af after not being able to find her phone.
by warnxght May 21, 2020
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weenie war

An intense battle waged by rival gaggles of Doodle Bangers. This war is fought with flaccid weenies as each Doodle Banger thrusts their hips violently towards their opponents helicoptering their Male organs, attempting to batter their opponents until climax is achieved.
Doodle Banger#1: Man I'm sore, that weenie war was so intense I think I dislocated my sphincter.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 20, 2020
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Whisper War

When a two people are arguing back and forth in a public area in a whispering tone. Since it would rude and embarrassing to let the world know what their arguing about, they whisper. Like at huge events or places of business.
*In a whisper tone at a friends wedding*
Nathan: "I know I forgot to get the peanut butter! Let it go already!"

Claire: "No, I'm not letting it go! I specifically told you which kind and where! Multiple times!
"
Nathan: "You know I'm forgetful! And it doesn't matter right! Just stop, I don't wanna have a whisper war with you right!"
by RagnaBlaze September 25, 2011
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Report War

A war thought between clans or movements on social Media sites via reporting accounts.
Example: The worst "Report War" ever recorded was from 2018 to 2020 on PlayStation Network thought by 2 Factions.

SOCG a clan that does Cyber Security, VIBE a standard clan which was taught by SOCG to Combat their Opposition which they referred to as "DAWNies" to mock them due to their fans "Simping over a catfish". Though the rivaling clan had no name or signature they caused a whopping 200 account banns $20,000 of damage due to bought content on those accounts. It ultimately ended a day before Sony "Updated the report system" and took away the community tab on PS4s due to SOCG hitting the community that the infamous "Dawnies" made causing 100 accounts to be perma banned in a single day and causing $150,000 in loss of content as well. Completely ending the Report War in 2020.
by PSN_Survivor October 8, 2022
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