1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.
2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.
2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008
Get the Pocket dancemug. by J Strummer September 6, 2006
Get the plasterer's pocketmug. Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!
Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
by ishotjrandilikedit October 26, 2011
Get the Rock Pocketmug. When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams
by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020
Get the Pocket handsmug. When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
by Joey 240 December 18, 2016
Get the Pocket mushroommug. by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021
Get the Pocket Goblinmug. When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams
by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020
Get the Pocket handsmug.