sheep humper 

A student (aka "aggy", "agroid", etal) at Texas A&M, a glorified junior college located just north of east Bumfuck Nowhere in College Station, Texas, especially a member of the Corp of Cadets (aka "corp turds", "toy soldiers", etal).

Derived from their time-honored tradition of engaging in anal intercourse (fucking) ovine mammals (sheep).

This habit led to the school motto - "Texas A&M - Where men are men and sheep are scared!"

The sheep humpers are delusional.

sheep humper by Old Sarge February 19, 2008

humps 

The (upper and lower) curves of a woman's body.

Black-Eyed-Peas-Fergie's humps are off the hook.

humps by Stiffmeister October 26, 2005

Humping 

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.

(1. Bob, alf’s dad allows to hump on the objects or something or on flo’s particular Butt.
(2. Flo Grabbed And She Saw Gordon humping on the blanket this morning.

Humping by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018

humpday 

Wednesday. Middle of the week. The remainder is a downhill ride.

Thank god it's humpday - I'll coast downhill towards the weekend.

humpday by captn_jack June 28, 2005

My humps 

Name of the popular Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps." Referring to a woman's bosom or a woman's bottom.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

My humps by Takahiro September 4, 2005

Snuggle-humping 

A traditional greeting, using a combination of a snuggle to the newcomer with numerous pelvic thrusts thrown in for good measure. Generally used indiscriminately on anyone entering a room, regardless of stature or reputation.

Claire enjoys snuggle-humping everybody who enters this room.

Snuggle-humping by RzebraM September 8, 2008

Humphrey 

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

Humphrey by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006