houmam

super cool guy. hot, charismatic, hilarious, and a one of a kind person. IQ of 3 million. super popular everywhere he goes (especially with the ladies). has a really big heart and is the best at everything he does.

girl 1: i’m in love with houmam *swoons*

girl 2: no he’s mine!

by coolcatkid April 13, 2020

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020

Human Trash

YulkyTulky and her alt accounts.

YulkyTulky and their alts are human trash

by Origin_meme_man October 18, 2020

Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.

That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Homam

Homam is a well spoken man. He is highly intelligent and due to this intelligence he like to assume things, Homam is a straight forward honest no matter how much it hurts, decent looking guy. Homam devotes most of his time to gaining knowledge. He is kind of dense of human emotions and pretty horny at the same time Homam's is very competitive and aggressive, he usually starts fights just for the fun of it.

But don't let this give you a bad impression
Homam is always the brightest in the room and always the One with the answer, the logician and the greatest. He is funny and he can take any insult you throw at him, he doesn't waste time and goes straight to the point. If Homam notices something wrong he will always be the First to point it out.

WE LOVE HOMAM

With a brain like yours you will never be a Homam!

by The god of idiots December 10, 2020

the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.

I gave your mom the human bakery.

by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008

Anti-Human Poser

A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.

-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!

-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.

-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.

-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."

by No_username_available June 17, 2011