A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.
by PBSPinchback January 9, 2025
Get the talking hairdo mug.A “Hirafu Hando” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s when an acquaintance, travel companion, or friend always owes his portion of something.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
How does Captain always manage to pull aff all these epics trips? It’s always last minute, and he’s always saying he’s broke? gives? He’s world famous for those “Hirafu Hando’s” - The Boys say he does a better job anyway.
by JiZ~Markie January 30, 2025
Get the Hirafu Hando mug.The Navy of the United States of America created the Marine Corps to fight on the Barbary Coast so that existing seamen would not have to fight, thus performing the USA's first Tripoli Handoff.
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Get the Pearl Harbor Snack mug.A Japanese woman with huge tits/bombs. Can be applied to any Asian woman with big tits. Usually a rare sight.
Hey Joe check out that chick! Man you don't see that very often. You're right John, She has a serious set of Pearl Harbors!!!
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Get the Pearl Harbors mug.A term used to describe two gay bottoms facing each other, high-five while being railed by two different tops.
Hey bro, want to bring your top around tonight so we can cross the Sydney Harbour Bridge together?
Nah dude, I don't go North of the Bridge. Bring yours to my place in Darlo instead.
Nah dude, I don't go North of the Bridge. Bring yours to my place in Darlo instead.
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