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Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
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helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.
When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’
by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021
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Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.
I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.
by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021
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motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.
I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.
by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021
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Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.
Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye
by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021
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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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The Cowra handshake

Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"

Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"

Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024
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