gollands hands

Extreme hand sweat.

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.

by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018

Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

by neaks norton November 25, 2009

Hand Tour

The act of feeling around for something, usually sexual in nature.

She made Nelson happy with a hand tour.

by Willycom May 4, 2009

hand prostitute

A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.

I'm going to the hand prostitute to get these 'knots' out.

by NomadicBu May 4, 2018

To-talk-to-the-hand

(v) To talk to the hand somebody is to ignore them.

To-talk-to-the-hand is conjugated appropriately below. "Dude, I just talk to the handed that desk!" "Is that even a thing?" "YEA DERS, it is dude...talk to the handed!"

by AND-ders June 6, 2011

no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.

1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010