Groundie

When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin

“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”

“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”

by Misterstitches December 4, 2019

Group Meme

your friend forgot the work for inside joke and being the meme loving shit they are inserted "group meme" in the hole of shame where inside joke fits.

Friend: oh, that's definitely a new group meme
You: wtf is a group meme
Other friend: did you mean inside joke?
Friend: yes...

by KyloHen January 16, 2020

group-hug acquaintance-assumption

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

Grounded

The whole United kingdom has been grounded by bigBorris because of the stupid corona virus

I wanna go out but borris grounded us

by Justgivememoneydaddy May 6, 2020

Ground Pounder

A slang used for people who joined the US Army Infantry

other terms are Knuckle draggers and Crunchies

Wow, you scored that high on your ASVAB and decided to be a ground pounder?
Hundreds of MOS and you became a ground pounder?

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Ground Burger

One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.

I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.

My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

Group fiction 1

Group fiction 1 was the official and first name of the community Class of 3000 fanfiction. This was a safe for work group written fan-fiction started by mod Jillian on the biggest known class of 3000 discord server that quickly turned not-safe-for-work. This featured Kam having intercourse with a transgenderred Eddie, Eddie having intercourse with Tamika, Tamika having intercourse with Madison and Eddie, Eddie doing unspeakable things with Tamika and a cake, Philly Phil having intecouse with Kim, and the poorly written butt sex or anal sex part that gave the fan-fiction a new name.

Person 1: "I'm writing a fan-fiction"
Person 2: "It better not be like group fiction 1!"

by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021