Fashion Goon 

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.

Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.

Fashion Goon by Lil jawn July 25, 2025

Ultrakill goon 

It is when you kill yo penis

Heh i just ultrakill goon

Ultrakill goon by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025

Femboy Goon Cage 

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.

Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.

Femboy Goon Cage by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025

The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.

I saw "The Goon Machine."

The Goon Machine by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

Holy Goon

Holy Goon is used to describe either a mass amount of pure goon energy or if you have nothing else to say.

“did you see the new sabrina carpenter insta photos” “holy goon lil bro”

Holy Goon by LamblessGod November 1, 2025

Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.

Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!

Nocturnal Goon by Hiiko November 2, 2025

Post Goon Glow

(PGG)

The phenomenon of a person who has recently gooned having a sudden but fleeting glow up

“I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”

Post Goon Glow by CloudBax November 16, 2025