When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.
Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.
Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?
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Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?
Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?
or
Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?
by d b January 2, 2009
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A German Sparkle Party is where you spray adhesive on a friends face (or your own) and then pour copious amounts of glitter into the anal region of a stripper or otherwise talented participant who then farts aforementioned glitter into the sticky face of the recipient
by ron mahogandy July 1, 2015
Get the German Sparkle Party mug.1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.
2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
by Tmina April 8, 2006
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Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
by henchman May 19, 2006
Get the german sponge bath mug.1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST
2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL
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