the birds are chirping

Means that the thots are already blowing up phones being thirsty

Goodmorning to you. The birds are chirping.

by PrincessNINI March 4, 2015

Dead Birds

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

baby bird

When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother

I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

flappy bird

A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.

We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.

by CaptainWetbar January 30, 2014

The Baby Bird

Bring a man to climax via oral sex and hide the cum in your mouth without him knowing. Once he is fully relaxed and completely unsuspecting in the afterglow, lean in for a sweet little post-sex kiss, and surprise him by passing him a big mouthful of his own cum.

It's hard to get to sleep after she gives you The Baby Bird.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

Ghetto Bird

A helicopter that searches above the hood for black people that are up to no good. There are no real birds in the ghetto, only ghetto birds.

Last year Tommy's cousin got caught by a ghetto bird.

by skidjy June 1, 2018