Finagle

To take the books out of someone's back-back, flip it inside out, put the books back in, and zip it up.

Yesterday I finagled billy's back-pack.

by wweber9 March 5, 2018

Finagle

A slight grop and tickle of the balls

When a lady friend touches your testicals she has finagled you.

Last night she finagled me so hard

by Asslicker528 July 26, 2018

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

Financial Inflammation

The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.

-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.

-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.

-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.

by Wordweavers May 8, 2019

Ultra-Financing

It is the financing done every year just after Ultra Music Festival. It may also be used to describe the hustling done prior to the festival in order to buy tickets, hotel rooms, and party supplies.

Wow rents due in two days and I blew all my funds at Ultra on 7 dollar beers, lucky charms, and a hotel room I never saw...it's time for some Ultra-financing...anyone wanna buy an X-box 360?

by drankInsane March 29, 2010

the final plan

hitler came up with this as his "final plan".
basically just kill jews ayran race is supreme kill all the niggers yadayadayada.

a failing art student: we must execute the final plan!!
crowd: heil hitler!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 25, 2022

christmas tree final

When your grade for a class is right in the middle of two letter grades, so your final grade isn't going to move you up or down a letter grade, so you just draw a christmas tree on the scantron.

Joe: "Did you study for the math final?"
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'

by barbq ur mom March 26, 2016