tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.

Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.

by bastard May 23, 2003

hog farmer

A hog farmer is a pimp, who pimps fat hoes.

Reggie: Dayumm look at Cletus!!!! Ery hoe he got fat as HELL!!!

Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!

by blackshirts420 April 6, 2010

Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist

Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.

Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"

by Prisoner626 August 19, 2008

ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.

That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.

by Austin February 16, 2004

Farmfoods Bag

universal sign of "Do Not Approach Me !"

everybody that carrys a farmfoods bag has got a screw loose !

by anon:)<3 March 10, 2011

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011