Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

Failfeather

Commonly used as a hashtag to refer to a dignitary, esteemed member of the public, government representative or celebrity personality who fucks up political correctness with regards to Indigenous (namely First Nations and/or Native American Indian) issues.

Did you see Justin Beiber's dipshit article about free gas in the Rolling Stone?! #Failfeathers. Douchebag just set Canada back fifty years.

They gave Harper a war bonnet?! #Failfeathers

Dude, nice hickies bro. #Failfeathers

by UNW_team October 10, 2013

fail bin

A fail bin is where features of an item do not make it to the final product. In modding forums it is where failed mods or games are seperated from the others.

*Mod Developer fails to make something decent*
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!

by Doomtodeath March 12, 2014

Fail

What morons say, because they don't realize that "failure" is already a word.

Dude, that was such an epic fail!

by Walter_White April 22, 2014

failblob

A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.

Rob Ford is the ultimate failblob.

by cynicalidealist May 21, 2014

Failblazer

Someone who tries to set a trend, but it goes down like a cup of cold sick that's been sprinkled with shit and they're the only one doing it so they look like a knob

Does he really think having a dick tattooed to your forehead will become a trend? What a failblazer

by Bigmanbert September 22, 2016

Faailah

A passionate girl who has the guts to take matters in her hands and act in the right way.
Also, overthinks a lot.
Beware peeps, this is a girl with beauty and mind. A girl on a mission.

The last time I had an issue with authorities I went all Faailah over them.

My ultimate goal is to attain a stature of Faailah.

by Anarkalo July 31, 2018