dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist

by [e-mail] February 7, 2013

Dietary Forensics

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.

"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"

by DavieYo April 25, 2013

dethirty

The process of removing beers from a 30-pack and putting them into a refrigerator.

Renee - "Mike wtf. we need to dethirty these beers. Help me put them in the fridge"

by Mikethemanmanman April 29, 2014

dethridge

A super sexy person with beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. They are usually called "James"

"Dude... You are so a Dethridge"

by MeMyYouOur April 15, 2014

dethadrious

An ancient believer of potato farming. This name originated in Ireland

The baby was named Dethadrious

by Jeremy's Grandad October 9, 2014

Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.

I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!

by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015

Diet Chola

n. chivette who hits the gym so hard she has a man body, wears so much makeup to hide the fact she also has a man face, drinks hard, rages harder.

That diet chola did not spend 72 hours in crossfit last week just to let you waltz in hear and steal her wallet... I mean man... The gap you should be minding is your distance.

by TheTak August 5, 2016