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Page Dance

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.
Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"
by Carson Cole October 5, 2007
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foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.
Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution
by foug January 11, 2005
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dancey-dance

A particularly happy dance, best described as an improvised jazz-hand influenced skank-like dance.
'When I'm jovial, I do the dancey-dance!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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vacumm dance

Getting road head in a lowered car while going down a bumpy road. The poor ride quality of the car will cause the blow job giver to suck harder while you both bounce in the seats.
I borrowed my friend's lowered car to take this girl to the bar, on the ride home she gave me a vacumm dance on the freeway.
by Frostycb7 May 2, 2009
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Break Dancing

"In 1975 on a hot summer July, while Up Rocking with some members of TBB Graffiti Artists a simple Up Rocking move turned into a falling mistake by a kid named TE-TE Rock (not the later TE-TE Rock) who fell to the ground and made a swift move that changed the Up Rocking dance art throughout the world. This dance art became known as Break Dancing since we jokingly called it breaking your ass on the concrete. But the better name for it is actually "Rocking" since it originated from Up Rock to start with." Written by Batch TBB
Break dancing is the modern commercial term for Rocking and not all Break dancers are Bboys.
by ShadowStepz August 22, 2011
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Reindeer Dance

When the male partner stands over the female and lets his gooch sweat drip into her mouth and she spits it back into his
Babe can we do the Reindeer Dance tonight
by goochsweat69 July 12, 2016
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Shadow Dancing

extending the arm toward a male pelvis, gripping the ball sack, and turning your hand clockwise. One must first be trained before performing this act of sexual desire.
Shadow Dancing is also known as a titty twister for the balls.
by Sarabra March 25, 2009
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