Dorksexual

A sexuality where you are attracted to dorks and dorks only

I don't know why I like him. He's such a dork. Maybe I'm a dorksexual

by Sethxll February 4, 2020

dorkusAurelius

dorkusInstead of just calling someone a dork you amp it up by adding Aurelius (Emperor of Rome) to it. One who is a Emperor dork.

Stop being such a dorkusAurelius.

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004

dorky-ass

someone, usually a guy, thats just so overwelmingly dorky looking

john "hey check out that hot chick over there,"

mike "yeah too bad shes with that dorky-ass guy though"

by Dj Magnet October 18, 2008

dorknerd

A dork who exhibits nerdish traits.

That dorknerd just exhibited a dance based on a recent episode of Star Trek.

by FarkBot9000 June 9, 2005

dorkface killer

(derogatory)a really idiotic person whose actions are found to be extremely irritating. not to be confused with dork.

I can't believe she stole my cell when she left. What a dorkface killer!

by Slurpinin July 21, 2006

Dorkmonger

(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.

Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"

by Dorkmonger December 9, 2008

Dorkus scientificus

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

by firegirl77 September 7, 2007