Meat Donut

A Vagina so tight that it turns a man's penis inside out causing it to look like a meat donut.....

That hot girl last week was so tight bro she gave me a meat donut that lasted three days....

by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " December 3, 2018

Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.

1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !

by HooliganATL August 3, 2009

Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

by Dumpin Donuts February 24, 2011

Cherry Glazed Donut

while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed

I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut

by super wedo December 21, 2008

glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

by retired fag hag August 30, 2006

Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

by Critcalmax November 7, 2012

Powdered Donut

After having been at a race/outdoor concert/hunting/other event where you have not showered for several days and your gear begins to get funky you apply baby powder to the front and back. Then you find a willing partner to eat your ass resulting in a ring resembling a powdered donut on their mouth.

Friend 1: Man that was a great race but I'm ready for a shower.
Friend 2: Hell yeah I found some skank to toss me off and left her with a powdered donut.

by T. Stewart January 18, 2009