diamonds

A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.

John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.

by billberto March 31, 2005

diamonds

Very expensive carbon. Often used in rings, but also used in drills and other things.

Nothing says I care to a woman like a piece of cut carbon mined by slave children in Angola. Aka a diamond.

by Woogy September 6, 2005

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019

diamondbacking

the intentional practice of unmarried heterosexual women to engage in anal intercourse prior to marriage, and then refuse afterward once that diamond ring is hers (punning on "barebacking").

Dan's really regretting this marriage: turns out his GGG fiancee turned into a diamondbacking pumpkin at the stroke of midnight after the wedding

by Ron New Mexico October 17, 2010

Damond

He's an overall amazing person. True daddy material. Damond usually has a large penis. He's one of the funniest people you'll meet. He'll keep you smiling at day and leave you sore at night. There's never a dull moment when you're around him. The ladies love him and he knows it.

Omg, look at Damond, he's looking daddyish today

by Pojeit076 January 5, 2017

blood diamonds

Aslo 'Conflict gemstones': the illegal diamond trade in Africa by rebel fighters who purchase their weapons by selling these 'blood diamonds' to kill their own people.

New, 'conflict-free' diamond bourses are established now to make sure no diamonds are going to be sold for guns, thanks to something called the 'Kimberley Process' (named after the 2000 meeting of major diamond-producing countries in Kimberley, South Africa), that issue KPCS (Kimberley Process Certification Scheme) certificates and offer other 'ethical alternatives' for those who lost their jobs as a result.

Blood diamonds are common in countries like Angola, Ivory Coast, Sierra Leone, the Democratic Republic of Congo and Liberia. Other conflict gemstones are emeralds alternatively known as 'blood emeralds' in Colombia.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

diamonade

pronuncition---die-mon-aide

n. 1) ice water (for drinking)

2) water (for drinking)

note: In the wake of all of the "blingbling" and songs about "Cristal" and other name brand liquids, diamonade offers an economic solution to your thirst needs.

" .expected tp stay.You have to deal with them bills you've neglected to pay. I didn't like my wheels, went and got an Escalade, but now I'm more broke but i got something catchy to say 'F- pearly whites, I wants an ice capade and a platinum chain peronalized licence plate!' Whem life gives you coals, make diamonade." from "Diamonade", a sarcastic hook about the mindset of fashion rappers. One Big Love album M-Z-O '08

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 18, 2009