Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

Yellow Diamond

The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.

epic neck lady ig

person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond

person B: yeah lol

by yelodiamnd July 8, 2021

Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Diamond

A down ass female always down to ride and have your back. She's always willing to match one way or another and supports her own habit. She'll whoop a bitches ass and she's about that life. Usually has many fans and is fun to chill with and flail.

Person 1 - Dude what u tryna do today?
Person 2 - idk maybe get some shit and hit up diamond? She's always down to match.

Person 1 - Facts. Hell yeah. Bet.

by TOO-SAVAGE.21 August 28, 2021

Diamond Liz

The alter-ego that comes out when a person is drunk.

Diamond Liz was out last night.

by BigMog April 1, 2011

Diamond

A Hard Rock that is very rare and valuable.

Person one: Wow is that a diamond
Person two: Yeah, it cost me an arm and a leg

by Mitzuri June 8, 2022

Diamond Blasting

To come upon or gain financial status which was otherwise to good to be true.

"I guess we ballin' out, we diamond blasting'" - Nevr_A

by Nevr_A May 13, 2023