Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

by Big_Fard March 4, 2022

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.

(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"

by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019