crunchies

an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

by b-diddy June 21, 2003

Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS October 7, 2007

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

Unlike Netflix and Chill, Crunchyroll and Cuddle is where two soulmates spoon and watch anime on Crunchyroll.

Boy: "Girl, wanna Netflix and Chill?"
Girl::"Nah, I'm in the mood for Crunchyroll and Cuddle."

by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016

star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006