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Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
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mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018
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water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.
Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!
by Rell Mars November 21, 2018
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Deformed cricket

A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
Oh wow look at Ryan with the green sweatshirt. He’s such a deformed cricket
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
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Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
by epictrollin May 16, 2019
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pepper cricket

A term used to describe a little black dog that has abilities do you have feistiness and cuteness level is out of control but her mouth smells like pure shit all the time With a personality that does not match her size at all. Hence the pepper cricket is a pitbull at heart but really she’s a schnorkie
What’s that over there? Oh that that’s just pet pet the pepper cricket.
by Gates fan 29 August 5, 2019
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Ms Crocker

The worst teacher in history. the type of teacher that hooks up with grade 12 boys, and let’s them vape and smoke in her car. The teacher that always switches around subjects when she doesn’t feel like doing them because she only knows how to teach one subject.
grade 12 boy: Ms crocker can you help me
Ms crocker: sure after school come to my classroom😉😉
by crazymfhoeassbiyiflswla November 9, 2019
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