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Covid-AF

When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.
You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!
by LadyDiva June 16, 2021
mugGet the Covid-AFmug.

Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.
Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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COVID-e

COVID-e Is a situation where your forced to be in a group of people. Example office meeting or tail gate meeting and you don’t like the people there that much. So you use the COVID-e as excuse to get out of attending.

It can also be used when you don’t want to go into store due to the volume of people.
Hey guys it’s a little too COVID-e in here, so i will catch up with you later. (And never do).
by ajax1111 December 21, 2023
mugGet the COVID-emug.

Covid eugenicist

A specific type of asshole who sees the coronavirus pandemic as a desired form of social Darwinism where only the strong survive it, believing it perfectly acceptable to allow vulnerable segments of the population die from preventable disease.

Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.

While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).

Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Standard covid eugenicist arguments:

"99% survive*"

Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"

"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"

Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."

"I got it and came out just fine"

Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"

"I refuse to live in fear"

Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)

Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"

(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
by Clever Velociraptor January 26, 2022
mugGet the Covid eugenicistmug.

Coviding

to spend time with two or more people you trust to be healthy even though corona virus is still here and we don't have a vaccine.
We are coviding at my brothers house tonight to celebrate his birthday
by Alltheabove27 July 17, 2020
mugGet the Covidingmug.

covid popper

When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.
Dude I haven't been out in forever, I did a good old Covid Popper on her now she dont walk right.
by El Capt obvi October 29, 2020
mugGet the covid poppermug.

covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live
I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds
by sunnydoggo June 24, 2020
mugGet the covid 19 poundsmug.

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