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Cooper

Shorter than ant
Shorter than those meercat mini status in Australia
Yo cooper

Hey
U short
Fuck off
by Border patrol November 27, 2024
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cooper

cooper is hot and nice but if you date him he is a complete player

he dates so many girls you loose count
ooh coopers so hot
no he's a player
by welpimherenow October 19, 2019
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Cooper

Cooper is annoying
by urmomsgayuno October 25, 2019
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DB Cooper

The act of mixing multiple songs together. Also highly acceptable if you turn multiple screens of music on your computer and play them all at the same time. and then opening the front door to your house and turning the volume to your speakers all the way up and waiting for the angry senile guy across the street to call the sheriff’s office and complain about noise.
Me and Bret were DB Coopering the other night and he opened too many music files on his computer and started playing them in unison to the ones I opened and then he opened the door at 2:00 in the morning and turned the speakers all the way up. Surely enough the sheriffs showed up in a few minutes and made us turn it down.
by your mom 412 July 1, 2025
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Cooperitis

The act of being sexually horny in class. The name derives from the common horniness of young adults named Cooper.
Sam: I can't stop staring at her tits, bro!
Jimmy: Woah! Thats crazy! You've got crazy Cooperitis bro!
by tuffmango67blud July 11, 2025
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DB (double barrel) Cooper

The term DB Cooper refers to when an individual is in possession of two beautifully pearled joints, and they are stored together. The term comes from when two joints are put together and they look like a double barrel shotgun hence "DB". The possession of two joints is often related to the song "Two Joints" by sublime which can also be referred to as DB Cooper.
Yo watch out I've got a DB (double barrel) Cooper on me let's face these.
by DB Cooper September 26, 2025
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Cooper Syndrome

Cooper Syndrome

*noun*

A sudden, unexpected shift in perspective where someone realizes they aren't actually against families or supportive of senseless violence, often after a moment of deep self-reflection or witnessing something emotionally impactful. Named after a hypothetical person named Cooper who might’ve had such an epiphany.

*Example:* "Dude, I used to rant about overpopulation, but after seeing my niece smile, I got hit with Cooper Syndrome and now I just want everyone to be safe."

*Synonyms:* Family Feels, Sudden Empathy

*Related:* Heartstrings, Heartbeat.
"He was all about ‘no rules, no ties,’ until he got hit with Cooper Syndrome at his sister’s wedding and started talking about protecting future generations."
by Deport October 1, 2025
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