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Christopher Columbus

When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.
by Drew Pesak April 1, 2010
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Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.
I left a clum baby on Jills back!
by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008
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Columbus Dap

Bashing a 40oz over the head of someone else.
You want the Columbus Dap asshole. Oh really? Cool. Well, then let me bust this bottle over your face.
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Columbus

A European explorer who was said to have discovered America, however it is been believed by researchers that others found it first. He also committed horrible acts like rape, murder, and slavery.
by Parcivalia May 19, 2021
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Calum Smith

The saddest boy to live on the earth because he sits inside and plays C.O.D all day
Oh look it's Calum Smith... "hey calum, you comin out" .... "naaa i'm playin C.O.D with mcatee"
by jayzz345 November 10, 2010
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columbia

1- a city in maryland between baltimore and d.c.

2- the capital of south carolina.

3- a country in a south america with lots of cocaine that tony montana hates.
"go back to columbia, you stupid fuck"- mr. montana
by KentuckFried February 5, 2007
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Columbian Sandpaper Ride

When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit
Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks
by SweetyN'ready69 January 10, 2009
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