Closet Hawk

To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement using an internet tool such as Facebook but when confronted denies the act.

Closet Hawking, C-Hawking
Thomas is a Closet Hawk, he spends hours watching Christopher’s Facebook page and won’t admit it when asked how he knows all Christopher’s details from his site.
by The man without face July 26, 2010
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closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them
You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay
by Cullum21 March 08, 2017
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horizontal closet

when clothes are piled on the floor, instead of being put away in a closet or drawer.
Mr. V says that his son has a VERY large horizontal closet.
by Julio Sizzle August 13, 2008
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desktop closet stuffing

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.
Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.
by JohnJJS January 03, 2012
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Drama Closet

The place for the a quicky for the drama geeks and weirdos of college
"Where is Jane?"
"In the Drama Closet with Mr Johnson..."

Awkward silence

Drama Closet
by HarryTheBongSmoker April 09, 2013
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Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:
by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 12, 2020
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Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)
by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023
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