Clarke'd

To stomp on something with passion, rage, and unparalleled murderous intent.

Most commonly seen in the game Dead Space

I needed bro gone, I dragged him to the curb and Clarke'd his shit

by LuvMysteryy November 15, 2024

Clarisa

The most gorgeous girl you'll ever meet, she's very shy around other new people but becomes ever more irresistible when you get to know her, treat her well or she'll be gone, and don't let other people use her, give her advice when you can, and keep her close. She's a good one <3

Someone: Do you know that girl Clarisa

M: Yeah! She's my best friend!

Someone: She's so quiet...

M: That's what you think!

by Gay_Closet_Demon December 8, 2024

Clarse

Typically used in association football(soccer), it is a spin-off from the word class, but is instead used to talk a horrible performance.

I thought Phil Foden would be good at the Euros, but he's shown me that he's clarse

What a clarse performance from Haaland today, he missed two penalties!

by Sublicius December 15, 2024

clarker

A paedophile often associating his or her fantasies with young anime characters.

George is such a clarker.

by frandagdee February 17, 2025

Clarysa

A mischievous, sassy, and slightly bratty individual who somehow still manages to be lovable. She’s got a sharp tongue and a playful attitude, always keeping people on their toes. While she might roll her eyes and act like she doesn’t care, deep down, she does—just don’t expect her to admit it easily. A certified stinker, but the kind you can’t stay mad at.

Ugh, Clarysa just stole the last slice of pizza and smirked about it—but then she gave me half because she knew I really wanted it. Classic Clarysa, always a stinker but somehow still sweet.

by The_Real_Jamaican_Guy March 9, 2025

clark

a guy who loves tortas and bbc and has a tiny dick

my friend is a clark

by gooner56 May 12, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025