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Christmas Shit

(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.
I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!
by B~Schwa July 30, 2013
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christmas pickle

You hide the pickle in the tree then play a game to find it. The winner gets it showed up his or her ass and the loser is forced to eat it.
"Dude it was so nasty!! My little brother had to eat the Christmas Pickle this year. My sweaty 90 year old grandma, Beth, won and had it up her an hour!!"
by Happy ending fun man July 15, 2016
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Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly
Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured
by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017
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Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo

A poop from South Park that will come to you on christmas eve if you eat fiber.
Mr. Hanky the christmas poop, small and brown and he comes form you.
by ......PFFFFFFFFF UwU December 11, 2019
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Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"
by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010
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christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
by trojanlover February 13, 2007
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WHITE CHRISTMAS

When a girl stays over and doesnt give you any pussy, you wait until she falls asleep...... then you ejaculate on her face. Then she wakes up to WHITE CHRISTMAS
She stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a blow job, so I gave her a WHITE CHRISTMAS
by Big J & Da'Tasha September 12, 2009
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