When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
Get the California Chili Dogmug. Friend 1: how was Stephanie’s party last night
Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom
Friend 2: pretty good, she was bitchy so we chili bowled the shit out of her parents bathroom
by Keegert June 24, 2018
Get the Chili bowlmug. When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
by Tittywanker August 3, 2023
Get the Chili Dogmug. by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014
Get the Chili Cheesemug. by RankKat July 8, 2021
Get the italian chili dogmug. To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018
Get the Texas Road Chilimug. Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
Get the Mexican Chili Peppermug.