quick chair

When sitting in a chair. The feeling is similar to as falling in or out of quick sand.

Did you fall into your quick chair?
me: yeah AHHHH! Whoa!

by homewreckerApplepie October 2, 2021

Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

chair

its a chair you can sit on dumbass

can you fucking sit in that chair charlie!

by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

by ñîgg@ June 21, 2021

Dentist chair

Bukkake party. But the person taking the fat load to the face must be wearing a 1996 Gazza shirt whilst laying down

Me and my mates have my girlfriend the dentist chair last night

by It’s coming home 2021 July 11, 2021

Chair Ting

When a male is a slut. Oftentimes women will ride on their dick, hence the name, “chair” ting. Because men do be Sluts yknaaamsayin?

“Sis, this guys a whole ass chair ting, headass.”

by puthhyfaiwyy July 11, 2021