catalea

catalea is very annoying but she always listens to you when you ask her something but also she thinks shes the best girl ever in the world her ego is bigger than her forehead omg

omg catalea is coming this way run

by kissmyass4223 November 22, 2023

catteristic

when youve passed the point of autism where you meow at random points to break the silence.

"meow" in head ("fuck that was autistic as shit. i gotta be catteristic or sum aint no way that shit was at all mentally okay")

by queefgobbler420 December 10, 2023

Castle Rock

An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair

Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?

by r0w1ck April 2, 2024

Castle Rock

small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)

Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"

by r0w1ck April 25, 2024

Cuttle Neck

When a person absurdly lacks common sense

This man must be a "Cuttle Neck" to say such absurd statements

by Amdas February 6, 2026

Castle Greyskull

When an older woman takes out her dentures and then goes down on you. You then pull out and ejaculate all over her face, then you throw her husbands ashes on her face!!!

I gave Elaine a Castle Greyskull last night and she just wanted more but there were no ashes left now we’ll have to wait until Ash Wednesday now.

by anonymous February 21, 2026

Cuttlefish

A cowardly “catfish” who uses dating apps or websites in order to manipulate others by establishing untrue promises and creating a false narrative to gain the trust and access to private media “nudes” satisfying their sexual fantasies and needs;

A selfish scheming person;

one who masterbaits to media exchanged through deception online;

A narcissist motivated by sexual desire.

I was on Grindr last night but all I got was cuttlefish and the only person that finally came over was a catfish

by Artoth91 April 5, 2025