Cat Jizz

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009

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Pop cat

Wow that cat pops!
Cat: pop pop
People: OH MAH GAUD

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Pop cat

by Nor jnvfrinfvenih January 4, 2021

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cut cat

Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.

Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.

by MQT October 22, 2010

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scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 23, 2014

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