Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Eating Carrots Analy

Something that does not tighten your boy holes.

James: Yo bro what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Booby Carrot

Term for a human nipple, originated from my 2 year old.

“ I see your booby carrots!” “ Your booby carrots are hanging out”

by Phuckin_phil June 17, 2025

Ass carrot

An ass carrot is a person - almost always a male - who is a 100% arrogant while being 100% stupid.

Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.

by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025

Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

by RAMbozo the Clown December 20, 2008

eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012