carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Carpet Cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against eachother in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020